Combinations...

Have you ever been watching the telly and thought to yourself "That Dec and Ant are really funny..."? No? I didn't think so. 

That's because this combinations is backwards and in being backwards is by its very nature both evil and wrong.

I can think of a few combinations I DO like...

Tea and milk...

Gin and tonic...

Fish and chips...

Love and marriage...

and a few that I DON'T like...

Hit and run...

Rape and pillage...

Old and saggy...

But no combination is worse than what we are faced with this afternoon in London.

TUBE STRIKE AND TORRENTIAL RAIN!