I'M BACK AND I'M BROWN!

Check out those tan lines baby! And they say that Gingers can't get tanned! WELL in 40degrees with enough Hawaiian Tropic factor 4 oil (and some 2nd degree burns later) I HAVE ACHIEVED THE IMPOSSIVBLE! My skin is the colour of my hair!

PS I miss my loulou.

Yes Megan fox's thumb is weird. Happy Friday!

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No liv

There is a distant lack of liv today : ( no lunch club, no laughter and no multiple tea rounds. Its proper shit. On top of that I got ready in 13 minutes and you can sooo tell. I didnt even touch my hair this morning and have no 'eyes' on..she would have laughed and probably would have looked worse which would have made me feel better.

I also have to pick film stills...the scaredness has returned.

Its like she was a dream.

DO NOT DISTURB

A story about a mid-afternoon poo:

"It was fucking emotional. It was really good and then it went all weird and loud. I probably had to clench my cheeks to stifle the noise because other mid afternoon poo and weeers were coming in. I hate, wish I had my own ‘do not disturb’ sign on that frigging door. I get all nervous and squeak"

We've all been there.

Liv's flirting

Be aware. It can strike from anywhere, you could literally write ' thanks' on the end of an email and shes there singing or writing words to a song you have never even heard of and then will re-tell the story within minutes, avec total embarrassment.

This is why I love Liv soooo much.

Combinations...

Have you ever been watching the telly and thought to yourself "That Dec and Ant are really funny..."? No? I didn't think so. 

That's because this combinations is backwards and in being backwards is by its very nature both evil and wrong.

I can think of a few combinations I DO like...

Tea and milk...

Gin and tonic...

Fish and chips...

Love and marriage...

and a few that I DON'T like...

Hit and run...

Rape and pillage...

Old and saggy...

But no combination is worse than what we are faced with this afternoon in London.

TUBE STRIKE AND TORRENTIAL RAIN!

Small fanny opinion haters

We seem to have birthed our very first 'small fanny hater' for this lady thinks Cheryl's fanny is of suitable size because she 'said it HERSELF' or what not. Seriously tone and all..don't you think our blog is tongue in cheek?? NO ok then. People of these thoughts are the people that say 'Can you move down please on buses and tubes' when they are packed like a fat kids christmas present.

Chill out love..streatham east london vogue we merely blog about things that amuse us, jog on if you don't get it we never asked you to get passionate.

On other news, liv bought us in yummy croissants and Ive just seen Lohan has a small fanny in those leggings...

ta ra sweetheart xx